Monday, February 09, 2009

On (not even) keeping your hands to yourselves

I would so much like to think that the new 'Ex-' series of merchandise from the 'Passion-for-Christ Movement' is a secret ploy by a non-believer with an excellent sense of humour.

I mean: how else can you explain a campaign that seems to have convinced Christian teens to go around wearing 'Ex-Masturbator' t-shirts?

But I think it's genuine.

I'm sorry, this is beyond my ability to satirise. But have a go if you like.

1 comment:

headbang8 said...

I'm an ex-masturbator. That is, until approximately 10.45 tonight, give or take a few minutes, depending on mood.