It might just be me, but I find it a rather sad statement that Katie Price has managed to reach number 59 on the list of the 100 bestselling authors of the last decade.
That's £21.8 million in books.
I.e., what people are willing to shell out to read what Ms. Price has to say.
And that puts her 14 places behind Shakespeare.
There are moments when (just for a moment or two) I think that climate collapse/a giant asteroid collision/space invasion can't come soon enough to wipe this sorry species from the planet.
Though I may, I realise, be exaggerating.