The Wife insists that we remedy a serious injustice.
We think that The Mail was very unfair today.
The article's title says it all: 'Botox is turning Nicole Kidman into a "bat face", says cosmetic guru'.
This is unjust. To the bat.
We think, if anything, Nicole resembles a piece of flesh-coloured PVC with attached hair-like tufts created sometime -- we're guessing here -- around 1960.
OK. You may go about your business.