Monday, October 26, 2009

Ur doin it wrong!

Zombie-fighting fail:
IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.

As anyone knows, a real zombie would remain largely unfazed by a broken nose.

I mean: duh.

Of course, I feel bad for the obviously non-zombie victim and am very glad that his -- equally obviously -- deranged attacker didn't try a more effective anti-zombie attack, which usually involves decapitation, fire or, alternatively, destruction of the brain through high-powered weapons.

'Always aim for the head' is excellent advice. But always check those targets first.

And if your target is standing in line, ordering food, he's not a zombie.

(Via io9)


mikeovtheundead said...

Hey, its an honest mistake! I don't know about you, but if I'm up and around at 1.17am I feel like a zombie.

Anonymous said...

"Would you like to have fries with that?"