I have seen the future of feminism, and it is...pole dancing.
Hilarious stuff from Stephen Colbert, via Lawyers, Guns and Money.
Remember: 'Pole dancing is better than classical feminism in every way possible.'
(Presumably because it lets you 'get in touch with your sensual creature'.)
And: 'Point your toes, always.'
Laugh till, um, 'your face hurts'.