'The spins are the most empowering.'

I have seen the future of feminism, and it is...pole dancing.

Hilarious stuff from Stephen Colbert, via Lawyers, Guns and Money.




Remember: 'Pole dancing is better than classical feminism in every way possible.'

(Presumably because it lets you 'get in touch with your sensual creature'.)

And: 'Point your toes, always.'

Laugh till, um, 'your face hurts'.