So, they're saying Alexander Rybak's Eurovision landslide is all due to a general craving for authenticity. People are tired, they say, with all that nude writhing and thrusting and playing around with hot pokers. This is what a world trembling in the grip of a global crisis needs:
Well, he sure looks authentically emaciated and manic.
But on closer inspection his winning ticket "Fairytale" is just a little bit of this:
a little bit of that:
and a little bit of the other: