I have to comment, I simply have to comment -- but I promise that this will be the last blog post of the day. My sitemeter snooping (yes, I do that sort of thing -- call me Dr. Evil) has yielded the following cute results:
a) there are people at Harvard University googling for "birthday party desserts." Don't you have better things to do than pondering which trans fat super-sweet afters you might concoct for your next pyjama party at your all-girl dorm? Like flatter your filthy rich alumni and compose hefty tomes on astrophysics and the infinitesimal rhizomatics of the forever fragmented self?
b) google "Merkel Cleavage" and OD is your first hit. Excellent!