I have indeed heard (or, since the reviews are finally starting to come out on the book, read) my own work described in a variety of ways.
And, yes, not all of them have been pleasant.
However, it has fortunately never (as of yet anyway) been described as 'relentlessly spasmodic'.
This is apparently what Rock Sound magazine had to say about the latest album from Momus. It's unclear, though, whether he thinks this is a good thing or not.
I have to say...I'm not sure myself.