It grieves me to admit that the title of this post does not express my personal wisdom (or, as we say in Germany, is "not grown on my own muck heap"). I only wish I too could formulate textual gems of such philosophical depth and psychological astuteness. And/or create a sustained narrative context of holier-than-thou moral outrage, melodramatically enriched with a titillating repertory of peeping-Tomish details about other people's intoxicated misdemeanours, in which to couch them.
And get paid for it!
As I can't do it, this article from ... guess where? ... will have to suffice. Happy drooling!